"Here we are in Bahrain, the real land of brotherly love....Everyone here looks like Danny Thomas. And that's just the women....No show of public affection is allowed. In Bahrain, that's called the law. Back home it's called marriage...Women here can't show any skin. I ordered a chicken breast and it was wearing a bra.....This is the kind of country where they cut off your hand for stealing. I don't even want to think about what they cut off if you steal someone's wife."

Bob Hope Don't Shoot, It's Only Me