I am back from vacation - let's see - what happened while I was gone?

"Two 17-year-old Massapequa teenagers were arrested earlier this week for a drive-by paintball shooting in which a 10-year-old boy attending a first Communion party was injured when he was struck in the eye, Nassau police said."

Have I mentioned I live on an island filled with stupid trailer-trash morons? Well I do. The article says one of the teens arrested was a student at Kellenberg Memorial High School, but I am sure he was tossed out of that school before the ink was dry on this news story. The good brothers there have thrown people out for much, much less.