Art Carney, RIP
Many of the obits contain classic Honeymooners lines, but none I have seen had the one where Ralph was summoned to the local tax office because of a problem with his return:
Norton: "When you go in there, stand on the 18th Amendment"
Ralph: "You mean the 5th amendment!! The 18th Amendment was for prohibition!! "
Norton: "That's what I mean, tell 'em you were drunk when you did your taxes"