In case your wondering, I really don’t care who wins the Super Bowl, as long as the score at the end of some quarter ends in a “3” or a “0”, then I will be happy.

(I wrote this, but before I posted it I checked the Catechism to see what it says about gambling. I found this: “Games of chance (card games, etc.) or wagers are not in themselves contrary to justice. They become morally unacceptable when they deprive someone of what is necessary to provide for his needs and those of others.”)